two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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