Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Never underestimate the power of titties
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
