dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My penis needs a shock collar
this hospital has no fireball
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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