so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
