if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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