I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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