How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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