It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Pooping to opera.
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