is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just google imaged poop.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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