I can tuck mytits in my pants
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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