Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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