If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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