im six kinds of drunk right now
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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