I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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