If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I love having hate sex.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Randomize
