why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Randomize
