Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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