ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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