How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
