How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just gift wrapped bread.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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