its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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