I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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