she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My ass is underappreciated
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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