For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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