we have officially lost it.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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