Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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