Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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