Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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