The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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