R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
wow bdsm is so cute
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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