i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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