I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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