Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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