No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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