I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
