I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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