i'm signing you up for texting rehab
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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