I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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