Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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