Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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