woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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