I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
