Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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