So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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