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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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