Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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