I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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