Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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