Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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