is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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