is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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