Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
