I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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