do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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