in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Sext me about skeletons
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
