it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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